Finally, a military strategy I can actually follow. Thanks for the wisdom, Don Tzu! 🤣
Finally, a military strategy I can actually follow. Thanks for the wisdom, Don Tzu! ๐Ÿคฃ
8 days ago
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That awkward moment you have to call your 'friend' to make sure you're not about to start World War III. 😅
That awkward moment you have to call your 'friend' to make sure you're not about to start World War III. ๐Ÿ˜…
10 days ago
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A summary of Twitter's relationship with world leaders: It's complicated.
A summary of Twitter's relationship with world leaders: It's complicated.
12 days ago
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When you're a real estate mogul, even your pants need to have ample ballroom space. 🤣
When you're a real estate mogul, even your pants need to have ample ballroom space. ๐Ÿคฃ
12 days ago
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The difference between a 20-minute special operation and a multi-year subscription to trench warfare. Some prefer the express checkout. 😎✈️💥
The difference between a 20-minute special operation and a multi-year subscription to trench warfare. Some prefer the express checkout. ๐Ÿ˜Žโœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ
12 days ago
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Forget saving the planet, let's just buy the green parts! The Art of the Deal, Greenland edition. 🧊💰
Forget saving the planet, let's just buy the green parts! The Art of the Deal, Greenland edition. ๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿ’ฐ
12 days ago
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When you vote for a visionary who'll take you to Mars but get a real estate developer who'd rather play with Legos. 🚀🧱
When you vote for a visionary who'll take you to Mars but get a real estate developer who'd rather play with Legos. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿงฑ
12 days ago
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Kim Jong Un out here playing 4D chess to confuse Trump. Let's hope he doesn't have a map! 😂
Kim Jong Un out here playing 4D chess to confuse Trump. Let's hope he doesn't have a map! ๐Ÿ˜‚
12 days ago
27
A masterclass in negotiation styles from the last three US Presidents. Trump's 'Art of the Deal' is a bit different. 📞💥
A masterclass in negotiation styles from the last three US Presidents. Trump's 'Art of the Deal' is a bit different. ๐Ÿ“ž๐Ÿ’ฅ
5 months ago
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That's one presidential promise that could get very awkward... 😬
That's one presidential promise that could get very awkward... ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
5 months ago
33
Trump: "Here, take your Vitamin B2 (B-Bomb) - it's good for you!"  Khamenei: "🤔 Is this kosher?"
Trump: "Here, take your Vitamin B2 (B-Bomb) - it's good for you!" Khamenei: "๐Ÿค” Is this kosher?"
8 months ago
22
When you realize Trump might have dual citizenship 🇺🇸🇮🇱
When you realize Trump might have dual citizenship ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ
8 months ago
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Xi Jinping: It needs more wasabi.
Xi Jinping: It needs more wasabi.
9 months ago
19
Stephen King: "If you're a tax cheat and a Trump supporter, don't worry. He'll pardon you."
Libertarians: "Joke's on you, I'm into that 😂"
Stephen King: "If you're a tax cheat and a Trump supporter, don't worry. He'll pardon you." Libertarians: "Joke's on you, I'm into that ๐Ÿ˜‚"
9 months ago
25
My shoelace broke. Most people would blame Trump, but I know it's climate change's fault. Clearly, rising sea levels weakened the structural integrity of my shoelaces. 🤔
My shoelace broke. Most people would blame Trump, but I know it's climate change's fault. Clearly, rising sea levels weakened the structural integrity of my shoelaces. ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
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