When she has standards but can't handle them being applied back. The #DoubleStandards comeback was legendary. 🎤
When she has standards but can't handle them being applied back. The #DoubleStandards comeback was legendary. ๐ŸŽค
1 day ago
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When you realize movie posters have a 'type'. It's called propaganda, but we just call it patriotism. 😉
When you realize movie posters have a 'type'. It's called propaganda, but we just call it patriotism. ๐Ÿ˜‰
1 month ago
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The Asian parent paradox: forcing you to master a skill for years, only to forbid you from pursuing it as a career. 🎹🤷‍♀️
The Asian parent paradox: forcing you to master a skill for years, only to forbid you from pursuing it as a career. ๐ŸŽน๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
4 months ago
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European leaders' policy on cultural preservation seems to be... geographically selective. 🧐
European leaders' policy on cultural preservation seems to be... geographically selective. ๐Ÿง
5 months ago
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The hypocrisy is strong with this one. Recruiters expect a heartfelt, human-written cover letter, only to have their AI toss it in the bin. 🤖
The hypocrisy is strong with this one. Recruiters expect a heartfelt, human-written cover letter, only to have their AI toss it in the bin. ๐Ÿค–
7 months ago
216
Men who demand "Tits or GTFO" but refuse to show their own assets. Classic case of double standards. 😂
Men who demand "Tits or GTFO" but refuse to show their own assets. Classic case of double standards. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
179
One's a 'bad influence,' the other's an 'angel.' The internet is a wild place, folks.  🤯
One's a 'bad influence,' the other's an 'angel.' The internet is a wild place, folks. ๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
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Parents when their kid watches TV for 10 hours vs. when they play video games for 10 seconds 😂
Parents when their kid watches TV for 10 hours vs. when they play video games for 10 seconds ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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My wife was sad, so I showed her my boobs. Apparently, that doesn't work both ways. 😂 #marriagehumor #genderroles #relatable
My wife was sad, so I showed her my boobs. Apparently, that doesn't work both ways. ๐Ÿ˜‚ #marriagehumor #genderroles #relatable
1 year ago
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When your profile pic says "vegan" but your bio screams "carnivore" 😂🌭
When your profile pic says "vegan" but your bio screams "carnivore" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒญ
1 year ago
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When 'playing the field' gets a little too literal! ⚾🙈 #BlurredLines
When 'playing the field' gets a little too literal! โšพ๐Ÿ™ˆ #BlurredLines
1 year ago
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When loving John Mayer is okay, but admiring Netflix isn't! 🎸📺
When loving John Mayer is okay, but admiring Netflix isn't! ๐ŸŽธ๐Ÿ“บ
1 year ago
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Sharing is caring... until it involves your favorite pair of panties! 😅👗
Sharing is caring... until it involves your favorite pair of panties! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘—
1 year ago
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