When your coworkerโ€™s life is either extremely exciting or depressing and your life is justโ€ฆ *eats banana*
30 days ago
Me after downing my 8th glass of water today, trying to shock my poor liver back into functioning ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
This wine understands me ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
2 months ago
Just when you thought your weekend couldn't get any better ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿš‘
2 months ago
Me pretending to be surprised when the bartender asks where my friends are after I just ordered 4 tequila shots for myself ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When you can name every cast member of Jersey Shore but can't name a single scientist who made significant contributions to our current understanding of the world ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Me and the boys showing up to the AA meeting after getting sloshed: ๐Ÿฅ‚
2 months ago
When you ask your kid to share their apple juice ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you and your friends are bored and thirsty: ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿบ
3 months ago
When you thought your night out was wild, then you saw what your punk friend was up to ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me after a night out thinking I'm doing future me a solid ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me pretending to be classy vs me 5 minutes after my first glass of wine๐Ÿท
3 months ago
I donโ€™t always drink beerโ€ฆ Okay, yes I do ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me trying to convince myself to go out on a Friday night ๐Ÿธ
3 months ago
Me after one glass of wine trying to pronounce โ€œcinnamonโ€
3 months ago