My morning prayer to the patron saint of hangovers. May my suffering be swift and my drink be strong. 🙏
My morning prayer to the patron saint of hangovers. May my suffering be swift and my drink be strong. ๐Ÿ™
12 days ago
25
When life gets tough, you need a real friend. Broccoli just isn't it. 🍻
When life gets tough, you need a real friend. Broccoli just isn't it. ๐Ÿป
3 months ago
62
The most wholesome crime ever committed. She was just paying it forward to the next generation of party-goers. 😂
The most wholesome crime ever committed. She was just paying it forward to the next generation of party-goers. ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
40
When your coworker’s life is either extremely exciting or depressing and your life is just… *eats banana*
When your coworkerโ€™s life is either extremely exciting or depressing and your life is justโ€ฆ *eats banana*
8 months ago
24
Me after downing my 8th glass of water today, trying to shock my poor liver back into functioning 😂
Me after downing my 8th glass of water today, trying to shock my poor liver back into functioning ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
26
This wine understands me 😩
This wine understands me ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
10 months ago
25
Just when you thought your weekend couldn't get any better 🍺🚑
Just when you thought your weekend couldn't get any better ๐Ÿบ๐Ÿš‘
10 months ago
21
Me pretending to be surprised when the bartender asks where my friends are after I just ordered 4 tequila shots for myself 😂
Me pretending to be surprised when the bartender asks where my friends are after I just ordered 4 tequila shots for myself ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
30
When you can name every cast member of Jersey Shore but can't name a single scientist who made significant contributions to our current understanding of the world 😂
When you can name every cast member of Jersey Shore but can't name a single scientist who made significant contributions to our current understanding of the world ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
30
Me and the boys showing up to the AA meeting after getting sloshed: 🥂
Me and the boys showing up to the AA meeting after getting sloshed: ๐Ÿฅ‚
10 months ago
24
When you ask your kid to share their apple juice 😂
When you ask your kid to share their apple juice ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
36
When you and your friends are bored and thirsty: 😂🍺
When you and your friends are bored and thirsty: ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿบ
10 months ago
26
When you thought your night out was wild, then you saw what your punk friend was up to 😂
When you thought your night out was wild, then you saw what your punk friend was up to ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
35
Me after a night out thinking I'm doing future me a solid 😂
Me after a night out thinking I'm doing future me a solid ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
16
Me pretending to be classy vs me 5 minutes after my first glass of wine🍷
Me pretending to be classy vs me 5 minutes after my first glass of wine๐Ÿท
10 months ago
26