Roses are red, wine is also red. Poems are hard. Wine solves problems.🍷
Roses are red, wine is also red. Poems are hard. Wine solves problems.๐Ÿท
11 months ago
161
Me trying to explain to someone why I put ice in my water 😂
Me trying to explain to someone why I put ice in my water ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
112
Me pretending to be sad when my wife says she's not talking to me for a month, but inside I'm doing the happy dance.🕺
Me pretending to be sad when my wife says she's not talking to me for a month, but inside I'm doing the happy dance.๐Ÿ•บ
1 year ago
203
When you ask for a large Coke in America 😂
When you ask for a large Coke in America ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
140
Me showing off the ice spheres I make for my cocktails vs. The device I actually use to make them 😂
Me showing off the ice spheres I make for my cocktails vs. The device I actually use to make them ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
91
POV: You are a multi-millionaire enjoying your summer vacation 😎🍹
POV: You are a multi-millionaire enjoying your summer vacation ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿน
1 year ago
83
These store rules are wild 😂 Asking for a discount gets you kicked out, and farting inside is a no-no! Oh, and if you have a bad attitude, prepare to pay extra! Guess I'll just shop online then.  💨
These store rules are wild ๐Ÿ˜‚ Asking for a discount gets you kicked out, and farting inside is a no-no! Oh, and if you have a bad attitude, prepare to pay extra! Guess I'll just shop online then. ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
77
Dave found his free drinks. The question is, which Dave is going to take all three?
Dave found his free drinks. The question is, which Dave is going to take all three?
1 year ago
121
Me pretending to know how to dance after having 7 shots and 3 beers ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
145
Me pretending to be interested in what that random guy at the club is saying ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
122