Me, realizing I was born too late to witness history and too early to partake in cosmic adventures, but just in time to casually browse for psychedelics on the dark web. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’ป๐ŸŒŒ
9 days ago
When you have the munchies, but still wanna get baked. This is some next level Marinara-juana ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’จ
13 days ago
Doctor: That plant is dangerous, here have this handful of pills with way worse side effects ๐Ÿ˜‚
25 days ago
When your therapist has your back even when you are higher than Snoop Dogg ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you run out of your usual stuff and decide to improvise with what you have at home ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you realize Whitney Houston's music really *was* dope after hearing about the cause of her death ๐Ÿ’€
1 month ago
When you come home high at 3 AM and accidentally ring the doorbell ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month ago
Me trying to keep up with my history professor after they said the broomstick wasn't a broomstick.
1 month ago
When your parents give you money for groceries, and they say "buy some fruits and vegetables"... but you're living that college life ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅฆ
1 month ago
Me pretending to be healthy after new years eve:๐Ÿ’ช
1 month ago
I don't always drive the speed limit, but when I do, there are drugs in the car. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Captain Planet and the Planeteers harnessing the power of the four elementsโ€ฆ plus one other crucial element.
1 month ago
When your girlfriend says she doesn't want you to smoke, drink or masturbate anymore so you know it's party time! ๐Ÿฅณ
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to my mom that caffeine and alcohol are drugs too ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you accidentally step out into a blizzard after doing a few lines
1 month ago