Me trying to function throughout the week ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
POV: You're a golden retriever on acid. ๐Ÿถโ˜๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ
1 month ago
Jesus turning flour into cocaine? Looks like heโ€™s about to turn water into wineโ€ฆwith a kick. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me trying to survive my 8 AM classes after a night out partying ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me, realizing I was born too late to witness history and too early to partake in cosmic adventures, but just in time to casually browse for psychedelics on the dark web. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’ป๐ŸŒŒ
1 month ago
When you have the munchies, but still wanna get baked. This is some next level Marinara-juana ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’จ
2 months ago
Doctor: That plant is dangerous, here have this handful of pills with way worse side effects ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When your therapist has your back even when you are higher than Snoop Dogg ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When you run out of your usual stuff and decide to improvise with what you have at home ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When you realize Whitney Houston's music really *was* dope after hearing about the cause of her death ๐Ÿ’€
2 months ago
When you come home high at 3 AM and accidentally ring the doorbell ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
3 months ago
Me trying to keep up with my history professor after they said the broomstick wasn't a broomstick.
3 months ago
When your parents give you money for groceries, and they say "buy some fruits and vegetables"... but you're living that college life ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅฆ
3 months ago
Me pretending to be healthy after new years eve:๐Ÿ’ช
3 months ago
I don't always drive the speed limit, but when I do, there are drugs in the car. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago