Me trying to function throughout the week 😂
Me trying to function throughout the week ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
37
POV: You're a golden retriever on acid. ๐Ÿถโ˜๏ธ๐ŸŒˆ
8 months ago
23
Jesus turning flour into cocaine? Looks like he’s about to turn water into wine…with a kick. 😂
Jesus turning flour into cocaine? Looks like heโ€™s about to turn water into wineโ€ฆwith a kick. ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
34
Me trying to survive my 8 AM classes after a night out partying 😂
Me trying to survive my 8 AM classes after a night out partying ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
33
Me, realizing I was born too late to witness history and too early to partake in cosmic adventures, but just in time to casually browse for psychedelics on the dark web.  🐸💻🌌
Me, realizing I was born too late to witness history and too early to partake in cosmic adventures, but just in time to casually browse for psychedelics on the dark web. ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿ’ป๐ŸŒŒ
9 months ago
26
When you have the munchies, but still wanna get baked. This is some next level Marinara-juana 🍝💨
When you have the munchies, but still wanna get baked. This is some next level Marinara-juana ๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’จ
9 months ago
31
Doctor: That plant is dangerous, here have this handful of pills with way worse side effects 😂
Doctor: That plant is dangerous, here have this handful of pills with way worse side effects ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
26
When your therapist has your back even when you are higher than Snoop Dogg 😂
When your therapist has your back even when you are higher than Snoop Dogg ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
17
When you run out of your usual stuff and decide to improvise with what you have at home 😂
When you run out of your usual stuff and decide to improvise with what you have at home ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
26
When you realize Whitney Houston's music really *was* dope after hearing about the cause of her death 💀
When you realize Whitney Houston's music really *was* dope after hearing about the cause of her death ๐Ÿ’€
10 months ago
14
When you come home high at 3 AM and accidentally ring the doorbell ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
10 months ago
18
Me trying to keep up with my history professor after they said the broomstick wasn't a broomstick.
Me trying to keep up with my history professor after they said the broomstick wasn't a broomstick.
10 months ago
25
When your parents give you money for groceries, and they say "buy some fruits and vegetables"... but you're living that college life 😂🥦
When your parents give you money for groceries, and they say "buy some fruits and vegetables"... but you're living that college life ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅฆ
10 months ago
12
Me pretending to be healthy after new years eve:💪
Me pretending to be healthy after new years eve:๐Ÿ’ช
10 months ago
22
I don't always drive the speed limit, but when I do, there are drugs in the car. 😂
I don't always drive the speed limit, but when I do, there are drugs in the car. ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
20