Me trying to explain to my family why a $12 carton of vegan eggs are cheaper than $3 regular eggs: 🐔
5 months ago
Single? Just make a heart-shaped egg. Problem solved! ❤️
6 months ago
Me when someone asks if I want my eggs scrambled, over easy or poached. I SAID SOFT BOILED!!!
6 months ago
Me when someone offers me food 😂
7 months ago