Me trying to convince myself to stop crying and go touch some grass: "Stop crying. You're wasting good mascara and main character energy."
3 months ago
Me after wearing the stress-converting bracelet for 5 minutes: I have become Thor, God of Thunder ⚡️(and anxiety).
3 months ago
Nuclear, oil, and coal? No problem! Wind turbines in my backyard? We're all gonna die!!!
3 months ago
When you're pumped about things only you can see! 💪😆
3 months ago
POV: You are an electron traveling through the power grid after someone turns on their electric toothbrush
3 months ago
Me after my pre-workout: 🐴💪
4 months ago