Me trying to convince myself to stop crying and go touch some grass: "Stop crying. You're wasting good mascara and main character energy."
1 month ago
Me after wearing the stress-converting bracelet for 5 minutes: I have become Thor, God of Thunder ⚡️(and anxiety).
1 month ago
Nuclear, oil, and coal? No problem! Wind turbines in my backyard? We're all gonna die!!!
1 month ago
When you're pumped about things only you can see! 💪😆
1 month ago
POV: You are an electron traveling through the power grid after someone turns on their electric toothbrush
2 months ago
Me after my pre-workout: 🐴💪
2 months ago