Me hoping death is like falling asleep at a party and being carried to bed, instead of what my sleep paralysis demon has planned.
Me hoping death is like falling asleep at a party and being carried to bed, instead of what my sleep paralysis demon has planned.
11 months ago
105
When your boss hates you, but your family loves you unconditionally. So who's really winning here? 🤔
When your boss hates you, but your family loves you unconditionally. So who's really winning here? ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
84
Benjamin Aguero: Just your average kid with a World Cup winner as a grandpa, another as a godfather and a Premier League legend as a dad. No pressure, kid.
Benjamin Aguero: Just your average kid with a World Cup winner as a grandpa, another as a godfather and a Premier League legend as a dad. No pressure, kid.
11 months ago
45
When you find out you're going to be a grandpa but also realize that your son has been estranged since birth and you might not get invited to the baby shower.  😅
When you find out you're going to be a grandpa but also realize that your son has been estranged since birth and you might not get invited to the baby shower. ๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
71
When you unexpectedly meet your dad at the local mall 😂
When you unexpectedly meet your dad at the local mall ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
85
When you become a grandparent before you can rent a car 😂
When you become a grandparent before you can rent a car ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
69
When mom finds your secret online life 📱😳
When mom finds your secret online life ๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 year ago
36
Homer realizing he's the only original character left and is now stuck in a black-washed reboot.
Homer realizing he's the only original character left and is now stuck in a black-washed reboot.
1 year ago
66
Facebook said no more 😭. Time to move to the dog house.
Facebook said no more ๐Ÿ˜ญ. Time to move to the dog house.
1 year ago
63
Dad: "You're 10 and that's final. You think I'm paying full price? I'm not made of money."
Dad: "You're 10 and that's final. You think I'm paying full price? I'm not made of money."
1 year ago
40
When your family gets a little *too* into Quake. 😂
When your family gets a little *too* into Quake. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
45
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. 

Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* 🤪
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* ๐Ÿคช
1 year ago
71
When you tell your kids to sit down for the 50th time and they still don't listen 😂
When you tell your kids to sit down for the 50th time and they still don't listen ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
57
When your dad is the dark lord of the Sith, but it's 'Take Your Son To Work Day'. 😬
When your dad is the dark lord of the Sith, but it's 'Take Your Son To Work Day'. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
64
When customer service goes above and beyond 😂. A family of walruses on vacation? No problem! 🏖️
When customer service goes above and beyond ๐Ÿ˜‚. A family of walruses on vacation? No problem! ๐Ÿ–๏ธ
1 year ago
83