Me trying to explain to my financial advisor that my McChicken investment strategy has been crushing the market ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ“ˆ
14 days ago
Crypto bros when the market crashes: "It's a dip, buy the dip!" ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ”ฅ Meanwhile, everyone else: "I should have listened to my mom and invested in index funds." ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ“ˆ
1 month ago
Me trying to access my account after buying a single coffee โ˜•
1 month ago
Me trying to hide from my cat's vet bills ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ’ธ
1 month ago
If the US government was a regular household they would be getting calls from creditors all day! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NationalDebt #BudgetCuts #Economy
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to my financial advisor why I put all my savings into Dogecoin ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When the IRS has a sense of ownership ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿงพ๐Ÿ’ธ
1 month ago
When your big withdrawal turns into a global economic rollercoaster ๐ŸŽข๐Ÿ’ธ
2 months ago
When your 'risky' investment turns into a retirement plan overnight ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ธ
2 months ago
When your dad doesn't get why Bitcoin is the new Monopoly money ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ“ˆ
2 months ago
Who needs muscles when you've got hodl strength? ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ฐ
2 months ago
When avoiding taxes makes you a tax-financed celebrity! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ™ˆ
2 months ago