Morpheus dropping some harsh financial truths about buying the dip. Turns out the real matrix was the friend we lost money with along the way. ๐Ÿ“‰
1 month ago
That awkward moment at the global economy party when you're not in the exclusive AAA club anymore. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
4 months ago
๐Ÿค‘ Transformation of the wallet, not the waistline ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FinancialWorkout
4 months ago
When your bank account screams 'Red light, green light!' ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿšฆ
4 months ago
Me trying to explain to my financial advisor that my McChicken investment strategy has been crushing the market ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ“ˆ
6 months ago
Crypto bros when the market crashes: "It's a dip, buy the dip!" ๐Ÿ“‰๐Ÿ”ฅ Meanwhile, everyone else: "I should have listened to my mom and invested in index funds." ๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ“ˆ
7 months ago
Me trying to access my account after buying a single coffee โ˜•
7 months ago
Me trying to hide from my cat's vet bills ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ’ธ
7 months ago
If the US government was a regular household they would be getting calls from creditors all day! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NationalDebt #BudgetCuts #Economy
7 months ago
Me trying to explain to my financial advisor why I put all my savings into Dogecoin ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
When the IRS has a sense of ownership ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿงพ๐Ÿ’ธ
8 months ago
When your big withdrawal turns into a global economic rollercoaster ๐ŸŽข๐Ÿ’ธ
8 months ago
When your 'risky' investment turns into a retirement plan overnight ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ธ
8 months ago
When your dad doesn't get why Bitcoin is the new Monopoly money ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ“ˆ
8 months ago
Who needs muscles when you've got hodl strength? ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ฐ
8 months ago