When the head chef says "wash your hands" he doesn't mean like that
1 month ago
I don't always talk to art students, but when I do, I make sure to ask for the largest fries they can find and some ketchup packets to dip those golden taters in. 🍟
1 month ago
Joe Rogan discovering peanuts grow in the ground and not on trees. 😂 Squirrels would destroy peanut trees if they existed. 🐿️
1 month ago
When your sandwich is so good, you have to make it look disgusting to keep people away from it. 😂
1 month ago
Me trying to balance work, breakfast, and my sanity all at once 😂
1 month ago
When you're a waiter and the duck walks in and orders lasagna 😂
1 month ago
When you troll the executioner with your last meal 😂
1 month ago
When you're a pescatarian but also craving chicken. This is called turfishken and it's the newest food trend taking the world by storm!🐔🐟
1 month ago
Darth Vader: "I find your lack of sauce disturbing."
1 month ago
Me pretending to be a meatball in a marinara sauce filled bathtub at 3am
1 month ago
Me after taking a bite of extremely spicy food 🔥😂
1 month ago
Touchdown! This edible stadium is the MVP of any Super Bowl party. 🏈🤤
1 month ago
When you thank Jesus for the food but forget about the farmworkers who harvested it. 🙏🧅👨‍🌾
1 month ago
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? More like Teenage Mutant DILL Pickles! 😂
1 month ago
When you carve your pumpkin too close to Halloween and it starts to decompose. 🤢🎃
1 month ago