Me trying to figure out the difference between a Pop-Tart and a Toaster Strudel at 3 AM
1 month ago
This lettuce expires on *which* Monday?! What if I need to eat it on *every* Monday?! 😩
1 month ago
When your date is 2D but your hunger is 3D 😂
1 month ago
Me and my significant other when we finally open the new peanut butter and jelly jar. 😂
1 month ago
When your stomach starts rumbling and you gotta hustle for those internet points for some grub 😂
1 month ago
These store rules are wild 😂 Asking for a discount gets you kicked out, and farting inside is a no-no! Oh, and if you have a bad attitude, prepare to pay extra! Guess I'll just shop online then. 💨
1 month ago
When your girl says she's not hungry, but then proceeds to devour half your Chinese takeout combo. 😂
1 month ago
Me trying to be sexy after six oysters and three beers 🦪🍺
1 month ago
Judge me by my pizza, do you? 🤔🍕
1 month ago
America is #1. Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners! Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery. If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too. 🇺🇸🥇
1 month ago
When your past self is the real MVP. Ordering pizza for your future high self
1 month ago
When love comes with lasagna and protein bars ❤️🍕💪
1 month ago
When labels do more talking than your groceries 🥦📜🚫
1 month ago
Europe vs USA: The ultimate cultural showdown! Who wins this round of the 21st-century clash? 🤔
1 month ago
Brain Freeze: Level 100 🥶🍦
1 month ago