Darth Vader: "I find your lack of sauce disturbing."
5 months ago
Me pretending to be a meatball in a marinara sauce filled bathtub at 3am
6 months ago
Me after taking a bite of extremely spicy food 🔥😂
6 months ago
Touchdown! This edible stadium is the MVP of any Super Bowl party. 🏈🤤
6 months ago
When you thank Jesus for the food but forget about the farmworkers who harvested it. 🙏🧅👨‍🌾
6 months ago
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? More like Teenage Mutant DILL Pickles! 😂
6 months ago
When you carve your pumpkin too close to Halloween and it starts to decompose. 🤢🎃
6 months ago
Me trying to figure out the difference between a Pop-Tart and a Toaster Strudel at 3 AM
6 months ago
This lettuce expires on *which* Monday?! What if I need to eat it on *every* Monday?! 😩
6 months ago
When your date is 2D but your hunger is 3D 😂
6 months ago
Me and my significant other when we finally open the new peanut butter and jelly jar. 😂
6 months ago
When your stomach starts rumbling and you gotta hustle for those internet points for some grub 😂
6 months ago
These store rules are wild 😂 Asking for a discount gets you kicked out, and farting inside is a no-no! Oh, and if you have a bad attitude, prepare to pay extra! Guess I'll just shop online then. 💨
6 months ago
When your girl says she's not hungry, but then proceeds to devour half your Chinese takeout combo. 😂
6 months ago
Me trying to be sexy after six oysters and three beers 🦪🍺
6 months ago