Me trying to balance work, breakfast, and my sanity all at once 😂
Me trying to balance work, breakfast, and my sanity all at once ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you're a waiter and the duck walks in and orders lasagna 😂
When you're a waiter and the duck walks in and orders lasagna ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
210
When you troll the executioner with your last meal 😂
When you troll the executioner with your last meal ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
251
When you're a pescatarian but also craving chicken. This is called turfishken and it's the newest food trend taking the world by storm!🐔🐟
When you're a pescatarian but also craving chicken. This is called turfishken and it's the newest food trend taking the world by storm!๐Ÿ”๐ŸŸ
1 year ago
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Darth Vader: "I find your lack of sauce disturbing."
Darth Vader: "I find your lack of sauce disturbing."
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be a meatball in a marinara sauce filled bathtub at 3am
Me pretending to be a meatball in a marinara sauce filled bathtub at 3am
1 year ago
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Me after taking a bite of extremely spicy food ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Touchdown! This edible stadium is the MVP of any Super Bowl party. 🏈🤤
Touchdown! This edible stadium is the MVP of any Super Bowl party. ๐Ÿˆ๐Ÿคค
1 year ago
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When you thank Jesus for the food but forget about the farmworkers who harvested it. 🙏🧅👨‍🌾
When you thank Jesus for the food but forget about the farmworkers who harvested it. ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿง…๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ
1 year ago
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? More like Teenage Mutant DILL Pickles! 😂
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? More like Teenage Mutant DILL Pickles! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you carve your pumpkin too close to Halloween and it starts to decompose. 🤢🎃
When you carve your pumpkin too close to Halloween and it starts to decompose. ๐Ÿคข๐ŸŽƒ
1 year ago
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Me trying to figure out the difference between a Pop-Tart and a Toaster Strudel at 3 AM
Me trying to figure out the difference between a Pop-Tart and a Toaster Strudel at 3 AM
1 year ago
224
This lettuce expires on *which* Monday?! What if I need to eat it on *every* Monday?! 😩
This lettuce expires on *which* Monday?! What if I need to eat it on *every* Monday?! ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
205
When your date is 2D but your hunger is 3D 😂
When your date is 2D but your hunger is 3D ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me and my significant other when we finally open the new peanut butter and jelly jar. 😂
Me and my significant other when we finally open the new peanut butter and jelly jar. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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