When you walk into the breakroom and see someone has been sucking out all the jelly filling from the donuts: I hate working here 💀
13 days ago
When you're grilling and someone says they're vegetarian: "I DIDN'T ASK IF YOU WERE A VEGETARIAN, I ASKED IF YOU WANTED SOME FUCKIN' BACON!!!" 🥓🔥😂
1 month ago
Me after eating an entire cake and rationalizing it by remembering how insignificant we all are in the grand scheme of the universe 😂
1 month ago
POV: You are eating lunch at the cafeteria and someone keeps stealing food off your plate 😂
2 months ago
When you get so hangry at dinner that you forget how to eat like a human 😂 #foodfails #hangry
2 months ago
Me when someone offers me food 😂
2 months ago