She said yes!💍…to never taking my calls again. 😂
11 hours ago
Me trying to find an original Halloween costume 😞
1 day ago
When you accidentally become a God among men after a social experiment.
2 days ago
When you try to tell a joke but it goes over their head so you just leave them forever alone 😂
2 days ago
Me trying to make friends in the real world after spending 200 hours escaping the Aperture Science Enrichment Center
2 days ago
When you realize Valentine's Day is just another Monday 😂
6 days ago
FBF Bingo night is gonna be lit! 🔥🐸 Who needs a social life when you have this much fun at home?
7 days ago
Me after listening to my friends complain about their significant others for the 100th time 😭😂 #foreveralone
7 days ago
POV: You told your parents and your girlfriend's parents that you will spend Christmas with them, but in reality you'll be playing Dwarf Fortress alone.
7 days ago
When your meme game is strong but your social life is Forever Alone 😂
7 days ago
When your boss asks if you completed that project that's been open for 2 years 😂
7 days ago
When you realize your "honey" is a jar of honey 😂😭
8 days ago
Me trying to find love in this world. 😭
21 days ago