1776: *Pays 3% tax on tea* FOR FREEDOM!! 🇺🇸 Now: *Pays 50% in taxes* But who will build the roads? 🤔
25 days ago
Me finally escaping the dark void that is Windows updates. ✨
2 months ago
Me after successfully navigating the self-checkout: "I am free!"
2 months ago
Me running away from any commitment 😂
3 months ago
When you're patriotic AND need to fill up your tank
3 months ago
TSA: This is for your freedom. Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
3 months ago
When you accidentally open the wrong door at the White House 😬
3 months ago
Back then, life was both 'unfiltered' and 'permission-free' 🤠🚜
4 months ago