Me finally escaping the dark void that is Windows updates. ✨
19 days ago
Me after successfully navigating the self-checkout: "I am free!"
1 month ago
Me running away from any commitment 😂
1 month ago
When you're patriotic AND need to fill up your tank
1 month ago
TSA: This is for your freedom. Julian Assange: This is terrorism.
1 month ago
When you accidentally open the wrong door at the White House 😬
2 months ago
Back then, life was both 'unfiltered' and 'permission-free' 🤠🚜
2 months ago