Me pretending to care about my followers when it snows outside ๐Ÿ˜‚. "Oh no, it's a blizzard! Hope everyone is safe insideโ€ฆ not like me, who's braving the elements to update you all!" ๐Ÿ˜
9 days ago
If you know 5 people without problems, I NEED their numbers. Asking for a friend.
19 days ago
Me pretending to work hard so my boss thinks I deserve that promotion ๐Ÿ˜‚
25 days ago
Me pretending to be surprised when the bartender asks where my friends are after I just ordered 4 tequila shots for myself ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me and the boys preparing to dominate at laser tag. One does not simply walk into Mordor... You gotta run from those lasers! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me and the boys playing Halo until suddenly the room gets 10 degrees colder and everyone's posture shifts ๐Ÿฅถ
1 month ago
Me trying to decide whether to bring my phone into the porta potty or enjoy peace and quiet ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When your friend sends you a meme so bad, it's good ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿณ
1 month ago
When you realize your favorite TV show characters are just a bunch of rage comics ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me after listening to my friends complain about their significant others for the 100th time ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚ #foreveralone
1 month ago
My friends list is getting smaller, but it's for a good cause. I'm raising awareness for Alzheimer's, one forgotten friend at a time. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When brunch with the squad turns into an accidental life event ๐Ÿน๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 month ago
Watching movies backwards is a whole new level of entertainment ๐Ÿ˜‚ Jaws becomes a beach-opening ceremony, Rambo a magical healer, and Lord of the Rings a relaxing hike. Who needs plot when you have pure cinematic chaos? #Movies #Backwards #Funny
2 months ago
Squadโ€™s new Uber driver ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ›ต
2 months ago
Me pretending to know how to dance after having 7 shots and 3 beers ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago