When you accidentally stumble into the women's restroom and have an existential crisis about glitter and Mariah Carey. ✨🚽😂
When you accidentally stumble into the women's restroom and have an existential crisis about glitter and Mariah Carey. โœจ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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POV: You mistake the Dyson Airblade for a urinal and accidentally create a Jackson Pollock painting on the bathroom wall 🚽😩
POV: You mistake the Dyson Airblade for a urinal and accidentally create a Jackson Pollock painting on the bathroom wall ๐Ÿšฝ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
10 months ago
19
Finally, a use for old bras! These 'Petunia Perkies' are all the rage this season 😂🌺
Finally, a use for old bras! These 'Petunia Perkies' are all the rage this season ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒบ
10 months ago
30
This is the kind of gift that shows you really care... about second helpings 😂
This is the kind of gift that shows you really care... about second helpings ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
39
Reptilians creating humans to farm goyim for shekels. Illuminati confirmed🤯
Reptilians creating humans to farm goyim for shekels. Illuminati confirmed๐Ÿคฏ
10 months ago
29
Me trying to avoid all things gay in 2025 so I don't get cancelled 😂
Me trying to avoid all things gay in 2025 so I don't get cancelled ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
28
When you buy a luxury car just for the manual to tell you to YEET the towbar
When you buy a luxury car just for the manual to tell you to YEET the towbar
10 months ago
30
Belgium: You might have the Eiffel Tower, the Statue of Liberty, or the Colosseum, but we've got Balls of Steel! 💪
Belgium: You might have the Eiffel Tower, the Statue of Liberty, or the Colosseum, but we've got Balls of Steel! ๐Ÿ’ช
10 months ago
33
Saves you money, saves you time, minimizes stress, cures headaches, hurts nobody...but the Pope isn't going to like this one 😂
Saves you money, saves you time, minimizes stress, cures headaches, hurts nobody...but the Pope isn't going to like this one ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
20
Me pretending to be annoyed when straight couples kiss in public so I don't look like the only one bothered 😂
Me pretending to be annoyed when straight couples kiss in public so I don't look like the only one bothered ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
30
Me trying to explain to my therapist why I can't function like a normal human being 😂
Me trying to explain to my therapist why I can't function like a normal human being ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
29
Even a Sith Lord needs a little help sometimes. Especially when the Death Star construction costs are through the roof! 😅
Even a Sith Lord needs a little help sometimes. Especially when the Death Star construction costs are through the roof! ๐Ÿ˜…
10 months ago
22
When you wish for intelligence, logic, and driving skills but the wishing well grants you the embodiment of a middle manager instead. POOF! 💨
When you wish for intelligence, logic, and driving skills but the wishing well grants you the embodiment of a middle manager instead. POOF! ๐Ÿ’จ
10 months ago
26
When you ask for milk and they deliver… the whole cow.
When you ask for milk and they deliverโ€ฆ the whole cow.
10 months ago
29
When life gives you lemons, it also throws portable toilets at your convertible.💩
When life gives you lemons, it also throws portable toilets at your convertible.๐Ÿ’ฉ
10 months ago
26