When you realize the Empire is just one big corporation and you're just another cog in the machine. #StarWarsProtest #GalacticProblems
When you realize the Empire is just one big corporation and you're just another cog in the machine. #StarWarsProtest #GalacticProblems
1 year ago
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When your girlfriend asks how many people you've slept with and you start counting sheep to help you fall asleep 😂
When your girlfriend asks how many people you've slept with and you start counting sheep to help you fall asleep ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
155
Me every morning trying to pee with morning wood 😂
Me every morning trying to pee with morning wood ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
210
Me when I accidentally click a sus link and have to press the "nope" button on my spaceship and eject myself into the cold depths of space ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒŒ
1 year ago
138
You get an Oreo! And you get an Oreo! Everybody gets an Oreo!
You get an Oreo! And you get an Oreo! Everybody gets an Oreo!
1 year ago
122
When you're trying to appreciate fine art, but all you can think about is the giant duck staring into your soul 😂🦆
When you're trying to appreciate fine art, but all you can think about is the giant duck staring into your soul ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆ†
1 year ago
231
POV: You're a stormtrooper dad just trying to raise your little trooper 🪖
POV: You're a stormtrooper dad just trying to raise your little trooper ๐Ÿช–
1 year ago
136
The Terminator after realizing being a babysitter is harder than saving mankind: I won't be back 🤖👶👧
The Terminator after realizing being a babysitter is harder than saving mankind: I won't be back ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘ง
1 year ago
132
They fought for equality, and we gave them... cubicles. 😂
They fought for equality, and we gave them... cubicles. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
140
When you're about to win, but the game lags and you lose: 🤬
When you're about to win, but the game lags and you lose: ๐Ÿคฌ
1 year ago
210
Grandpa's having a normal one online.  Just chatting about ice cream and... other things. 👴🍦
Grandpa's having a normal one online. Just chatting about ice cream and... other things. ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿฆ
1 year ago
209
A good wife brings balance to a man's tractor... I mean, a good wife brings balance to a man's life 😂
A good wife brings balance to a man's tractor... I mean, a good wife brings balance to a man's life ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to catch the train on Monday morning after a crazy weekend๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Gandalf: "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to... after hitting the ATM."
Gandalf: "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to... after hitting the ATM."
1 year ago
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When you want your lighting to be a conversation starter...and maybe a little too much of a conversation starter. 😂
When you want your lighting to be a conversation starter...and maybe a little too much of a conversation starter. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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