When you realize the Empire is just one big corporation and you're just another cog in the machine. #StarWarsProtest #GalacticProblems
2 months ago
When your girlfriend asks how many people you've slept with and you start counting sheep to help you fall asleep ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Me every morning trying to pee with morning wood ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Me when I accidentally click a sus link and have to press the "nope" button on my spaceship and eject myself into the cold depths of space ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒŒ
2 months ago
You get an Oreo! And you get an Oreo! Everybody gets an Oreo!
2 months ago
When you're trying to appreciate fine art, but all you can think about is the giant duck staring into your soul ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆ†
2 months ago
POV: You're a stormtrooper dad just trying to raise your little trooper ๐Ÿช–
2 months ago
The Terminator after realizing being a babysitter is harder than saving mankind: I won't be back ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ‘ง
2 months ago
They fought for equality, and we gave them... cubicles. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When you're about to win, but the game lags and you lose: ๐Ÿคฌ
2 months ago
Grandpa's having a normal one online. Just chatting about ice cream and... other things. ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿฆ
2 months ago
A good wife brings balance to a man's tractor... I mean, a good wife brings balance to a man's life ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Me trying to catch the train on Monday morning after a crazy weekend๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
Gandalf: "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to... after hitting the ATM."
2 months ago
When you want your lighting to be a conversation starter...and maybe a little too much of a conversation starter. ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago