R2D2 showing off his new cleaning setup! ✨🤖🫧 Like a Bosch indeed. 😂
R2D2 showing off his new cleaning setup! โœจ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿซง Like a Bosch indeed. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
71
When she says no but you're a mad lad 😈
When she says no but you're a mad lad ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
44
My resume is just a fancy way of saying 'I've made a lot of mistakes, but I'm hoping you won't notice.' 😂
My resume is just a fancy way of saying 'I've made a lot of mistakes, but I'm hoping you won't notice.' ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me 13 years later still trying to remember who my childhood crush was 😂
Me 13 years later still trying to remember who my childhood crush was ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me pretending to save water by taking shorter showers 😂
Me pretending to save water by taking shorter showers ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
41
"Do you know who I am?" 
"Of course, I do. I married your sister!" 😂
"Do you know who I am?" "Of course, I do. I married your sister!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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That explains why stormtroopers have such bad aim 😂. They can't shoot or drive because they are always distracted.
That explains why stormtroopers have such bad aim ๐Ÿ˜‚. They can't shoot or drive because they are always distracted.
1 year ago
54
Me when Firefox says "There may be times when you don't want other users on your computer to see this information, such as when shopping for a birthday present": 😂
Me when Firefox says "There may be times when you don't want other users on your computer to see this information, such as when shopping for a birthday present": ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you finally find a bathroom after holding it in for hours 😂🚽
When you finally find a bathroom after holding it in for hours ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿšฝ
1 year ago
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Me trying to sleep at night knowing I have to wake up early in the morning 😂
Me trying to sleep at night knowing I have to wake up early in the morning ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
67
Dwight's guide to life: FALSE. 😂
Dwight's guide to life: FALSE. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me after forgetting why I went into the kitchen, grabbing a soda and chilling on the couch, just to realize my diabetic gf is dying in the other room because I forgot her insulin in the fridge 😂
Me after forgetting why I went into the kitchen, grabbing a soda and chilling on the couch, just to realize my diabetic gf is dying in the other room because I forgot her insulin in the fridge ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Honey, I shrunk the kids! 😂. Just kidding, NASA finally finished your mom's dildo. Took them long enough. 😏
Honey, I shrunk the kids! ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just kidding, NASA finally finished your mom's dildo. Took them long enough. ๐Ÿ˜
1 year ago
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Me: *Strategically placing buildings and units, maximizing resource gathering, and coordinating attacks with precision* 
My boyfriend: "Dude, send more minerals!"
Me: *Strategically placing buildings and units, maximizing resource gathering, and coordinating attacks with precision* My boyfriend: "Dude, send more minerals!"
1 year ago
62
To infinity... and beyond hydration! 🚀 This Buzz Lightyear sippy cup is ready for liftoff, but it ain't gonna suck itself. 😂
To infinity... and beyond hydration! ๐Ÿš€ This Buzz Lightyear sippy cup is ready for liftoff, but it ain't gonna suck itself. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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