R2D2 showing off his new cleaning setup! ✨🤖🫧 Like a Bosch indeed. 😂
3 months ago
When she says no but you're a mad lad 😈
3 months ago
My resume is just a fancy way of saying 'I've made a lot of mistakes, but I'm hoping you won't notice.' 😂
3 months ago
Me 13 years later still trying to remember who my childhood crush was 😂
3 months ago
Me pretending to save water by taking shorter showers 😂
3 months ago
"Do you know who I am?" "Of course, I do. I married your sister!" 😂
3 months ago
That explains why stormtroopers have such bad aim 😂. They can't shoot or drive because they are always distracted.
3 months ago
Me when Firefox says "There may be times when you don't want other users on your computer to see this information, such as when shopping for a birthday present": 😂
3 months ago
When you finally find a bathroom after holding it in for hours 😂🚽
3 months ago
Me trying to sleep at night knowing I have to wake up early in the morning 😂
3 months ago
Dwight's guide to life: FALSE. 😂
3 months ago
Me after forgetting why I went into the kitchen, grabbing a soda and chilling on the couch, just to realize my diabetic gf is dying in the other room because I forgot her insulin in the fridge 😂
3 months ago
Honey, I shrunk the kids! 😂. Just kidding, NASA finally finished your mom's dildo. Took them long enough. 😏
3 months ago
Me: *Strategically placing buildings and units, maximizing resource gathering, and coordinating attacks with precision* My boyfriend: "Dude, send more minerals!"
3 months ago
To infinity... and beyond hydration! 🚀 This Buzz Lightyear sippy cup is ready for liftoff, but it ain't gonna suck itself. 😂
3 months ago