God, if you're up there, I have one question for you: WHY IS MY G-SPOT SO HARD TO FIND?! ๐Ÿค”
1 month ago
When you're feeling Eeyore about your fuel economy but Winnie the Pooh about your RPMs ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me trying to hold my life together ๐Ÿ’€
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Playing Crysis in 2011: "To proceed, enter your age." Playing Crysis today: "What is the image below?" ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Yo dawg, I heard you like Macs, so we put square wheels on your bike, so you can be different while you go nowhere in life. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
"I find your lack of Darth Invader disturbing."
1 month ago
When you and your bestie go to a basketball game but secretly just waiting for the humans to evolve so you can start the invasion ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
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When you try to learn European geography but end up learning something completely different ๐Ÿ˜‚
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My plan to stop global warming? Simple! Everyone grab a bucket and pour some ocean water down the sink. Teamwork makes the dream work! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒŠ
1 month ago
C-3PO and Luke celebrating 4/20 after blowing up the Death Star. Luke: "I've got a bad feeling about this, 3PO..." C-3PO: "Oh, dear! Not again!"
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When you finally quit your job ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me after one glass of wine trying to pronounce โ€œcinnamonโ€
1 month ago
Buzz Lightyear sippy cup: "It ain't gonna suck itself!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you and the boys are ready to destroy the One Ring but first gotta choose your party hats ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
Me trying to avoid eye contact with Jimmy Wales after accidentally editing the Scopophobia Wikipedia page: ๐Ÿ‘€
1 month ago