Me when the teacher says the pledge of allegiance is voluntary and asks what country we want to move to if we don’t like America: 🇺🇸🦅
Me when the teacher says the pledge of allegiance is voluntary and asks what country we want to move to if we donโ€™t like America: ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…
1 year ago
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God, if you're up there, I have one question for you: WHY IS MY G-SPOT SO HARD TO FIND?! 🤔
God, if you're up there, I have one question for you: WHY IS MY G-SPOT SO HARD TO FIND?! ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
194
When you're feeling Eeyore about your fuel economy but Winnie the Pooh about your RPMs 😂
When you're feeling Eeyore about your fuel economy but Winnie the Pooh about your RPMs ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
119
Me trying to hold my life together 💀
Me trying to hold my life together ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
179
Playing Crysis in 2011: "To proceed, enter your age." Playing Crysis today: "What is the image below?" 😭
Playing Crysis in 2011: "To proceed, enter your age." Playing Crysis today: "What is the image below?" ๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 year ago
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Yo dawg, I heard you like Macs, so we put square wheels on your bike, so you can be different while you go nowhere in life. 😂
Yo dawg, I heard you like Macs, so we put square wheels on your bike, so you can be different while you go nowhere in life. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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"I find your lack of Darth Invader disturbing."
"I find your lack of Darth Invader disturbing."
1 year ago
227
When you and your bestie go to a basketball game but secretly just waiting for the humans to evolve so you can start the invasion 👽
When you and your bestie go to a basketball game but secretly just waiting for the humans to evolve so you can start the invasion ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
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When you try to learn European geography but end up learning something completely different 😂
When you try to learn European geography but end up learning something completely different ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
193
My plan to stop global warming? Simple! Everyone grab a bucket and pour some ocean water down the sink. Teamwork makes the dream work! 😂🌊
My plan to stop global warming? Simple! Everyone grab a bucket and pour some ocean water down the sink. Teamwork makes the dream work! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒŠ
1 year ago
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C-3PO and Luke celebrating 4/20 after blowing up the Death Star. Luke: "I've got a bad feeling about this, 3PO..." C-3PO: "Oh, dear! Not again!"
C-3PO and Luke celebrating 4/20 after blowing up the Death Star. Luke: "I've got a bad feeling about this, 3PO..." C-3PO: "Oh, dear! Not again!"
1 year ago
160
When you finally quit your job ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
211
Me after one glass of wine trying to pronounce “cinnamon”
Me after one glass of wine trying to pronounce โ€œcinnamonโ€
1 year ago
190
Buzz Lightyear sippy cup: "It ain't gonna suck itself!" 😂
Buzz Lightyear sippy cup: "It ain't gonna suck itself!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
131
When you and the boys are ready to destroy the One Ring but first gotta choose your party hats 😂
When you and the boys are ready to destroy the One Ring but first gotta choose your party hats ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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