Me: "Mom can I play just for a few minutes?" Mom: "OK" Hours later...
1 day ago
Pro gamer vs. Chad. One's got the skills, the other's got the muscles (and the girls). Choose wisely. 😂
6 days ago
That's where all my gold went 💸
7 days ago
Me at 5: *happily playing outside*. Me at 23: *living in a dark room surrounded by pizza boxes and crushing Elden Ring for the 5th time*. 😂
10 days ago
Me trying to ignore the New Year's Eve fireworks so I can keep gaming. Priorities, people! 🎮
21 days ago
Me trying to convince myself that I'd rather be inside playing video games than outside in the sun... 🤔
25 days ago
Chris? Nah, I'm busy dominating the leaderboards and increasing my K/D. The sun can wait. đŸ˜ŽđŸ•šī¸
25 days ago