A man with his priorities straight. Some things are more important than a cure. 😂
14 days ago
Me after wishing I could have more wishes
5 months ago
Me trying to summon a genie from my new teapot. Turns out it was just a regular teapot filled with tea. 😭
6 months ago
When the genie gives you two great options, but you forget which one you chose 😂
6 months ago
🤯 When you realize Aladdin might be a post-apocalyptic future and the Genie is just vibing with ancient memes 😂
6 months ago
When you wish upon a star 🌟...or in this case, a magic lamp 🧞‍♂️. Be careful what you wish for, kids! 😂 Especially if you're wishing to be Batman at your birthday party. Always specify which Batman! #DarkHumor #BirthdayFails
6 months ago
Me: I wish for all blind people to be able to see for 30 seconds. Genie: 👁️👄👁️
6 months ago