God: *smites a city* 
Satan: *tempts someone to eat an apple* 
Me: I'm seeing a pattern here 🤔
God: *smites a city* Satan: *tempts someone to eat an apple* Me: I'm seeing a pattern here ๐Ÿค”
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"God protect me...from these heathens and their bad aim!"
"God protect me...from these heathens and their bad aim!"
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Me choosing logic and reason over illogical ancient myths😂
Me choosing logic and reason over illogical ancient myths๐Ÿ˜‚
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