Dive into the world of 4chan greentext stories! Explore hilarious, cringeworthy, and epic tales told through the iconic >greentext format. Discover anonymous anecdotes, copypastas, and the best of /b/, /r9k/, and more. Learn greentext lingo, create your own stories, and browse the funniest memes online.
When your friend finishes before you in the next room over and you're both quoting Street Fighter 😂
26 days ago
Every neighborhood needs this revolutionary child raising technique. The children shall be known as the Children of the Trough 🥣
27 days ago
When your aunt walks in on you watching the Endless Eight arc, judges you, then you remind her why you're watching anime in the first place 😂
2 months ago
She's just getting a head start on her next birthday roleplay.
2 months ago
When you accidentally congratulate someone at a funeral 💀
2 months ago
When your girl says "I have a surprise for you" 🪱🍑
3 months ago
POV: It's your average Tuesday
3 months ago
When your Battlestation thread gets derailed by dolls 😂
3 months ago
Me trying to convince my mom I showered by just standing next to the running water for 15 minutes 💀
3 months ago
When someone roasts you so hard a part of you dies inside 💀 but then you realize they were right and you level up 💪
3 months ago
Professor Farnsworth has discovered the secret to making everyone uncomfortable! Good news, indeed! 😂
3 months ago
When you are trying to enjoy your anime and suddenly someone starts blasting Nyan Cat in the background. 😾💥
3 months ago
When you try to explain the different levels of NSFW to your grandma 👵
3 months ago
I love the smell of my sister's vagina and that's perfectly normal, right? RIGHT? 🤔