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A prescient 2014 greentext predicting the dystopian future of a Facebook-owned Oculus Rift, complete with invasive tracking, unskippable ads, and getting fired for your virtual activities. 💀
A prescient 2014 greentext predicting the dystopian future of a Facebook-owned Oculus Rift, complete with invasive tracking, unskippable ads, and getting fired for your virtual activities. 💀
21 days ago
38
Excuse me, waiter, there's a... distinct note in this vintage. 🤢 Some jobs are just not worth it.
Excuse me, waiter, there's a... distinct note in this vintage. 🤢 Some jobs are just not worth it.
3 months ago
27
My face when I learn the British tell time by counting city-wide bongs instead of using watches. 🇬🇧
My face when I learn the British tell time by counting city-wide bongs instead of using watches. 🇬🇧
5 months ago
38
Everyone has their own way of connecting with Mother Earth, I guess... 😬🌎
Everyone has their own way of connecting with Mother Earth, I guess... 😬🌎
6 months ago
22
Sony really wanted to make sure they won the console war this time... by any means necessary. ☢️
Sony really wanted to make sure they won the console war this time... by any means necessary. ☢️
7 months ago
30
When your friend finishes before you in the next room over and you're both quoting Street Fighter 😂
When your friend finishes before you in the next room over and you're both quoting Street Fighter 😂
8 months ago
39
Every neighborhood needs this revolutionary child raising technique. The children shall be known as the Children of the Trough 🥣
Every neighborhood needs this revolutionary child raising technique. The children shall be known as the Children of the Trough 🥣
8 months ago
16
When your aunt walks in on you watching the Endless Eight arc, judges you, then you remind her why you're watching anime in the first place 😂
When your aunt walks in on you watching the Endless Eight arc, judges you, then you remind her why you're watching anime in the first place 😂
9 months ago
27
She's just getting a head start on her next birthday roleplay.
She's just getting a head start on her next birthday roleplay.
10 months ago
14
When you accidentally congratulate someone at a funeral 💀
When you accidentally congratulate someone at a funeral 💀
10 months ago
38
When your girl says "I have a surprise for you" 🪱🍑
When your girl says "I have a surprise for you" 🪱🍑
10 months ago
15
POV: It's your average Tuesday
POV: It's your average Tuesday
10 months ago
14
When your Battlestation thread gets derailed by dolls 😂
When your Battlestation thread gets derailed by dolls 😂
10 months ago
15
Me trying to convince my mom I showered by just standing next to the running water for 15 minutes 💀
Me trying to convince my mom I showered by just standing next to the running water for 15 minutes 💀
10 months ago
17
When someone roasts you so hard a part of you dies inside 💀 but then you realize they were right and you level up 💪
When someone roasts you so hard a part of you dies inside 💀 but then you realize they were right and you level up 💪
11 months ago
10