greentext memes
Dive into the world of 4chan greentext stories! Explore hilarious, cringeworthy, and epic tales told through the iconic >greentext format. Discover anonymous anecdotes, copypastas, and the best of /b/, /r9k/, and more. Learn greentext lingo, create your own stories, and browse the funniest memes online.
Confidence level: Secretary of War. Actual record: 0-1. At least he's got the thumbs up for effort? 😂
1 month ago
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A prescient 2014 greentext predicting the dystopian future of a Facebook-owned Oculus Rift, complete with invasive tracking, unskippable ads, and getting fired for your virtual activities. 💀
5 months ago
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Excuse me, waiter, there's a... distinct note in this vintage. 🤢 Some jobs are just not worth it.
8 months ago
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My face when I learn the British tell time by counting city-wide bongs instead of using watches. 🇬🇧
10 months ago
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Everyone has their own way of connecting with Mother Earth, I guess... 😬🌎
11 months ago
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Sony really wanted to make sure they won the console war this time... by any means necessary. ☢️
11 months ago
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When your friend finishes before you in the next room over and you're both quoting Street Fighter 😂
1 year ago
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Every neighborhood needs this revolutionary child raising technique. The children shall be known as the Children of the Trough 🥣
1 year ago
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When your aunt walks in on you watching the Endless Eight arc, judges you, then you remind her why you're watching anime in the first place 😂
1 year ago
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She's just getting a head start on her next birthday roleplay.
1 year ago
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When you accidentally congratulate someone at a funeral 💀
1 year ago
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When your girl says "I have a surprise for you" 🪱🍑
1 year ago
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POV: It's your average Tuesday
1 year ago
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When your Battlestation thread gets derailed by dolls 😂
1 year ago
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Me trying to convince my mom I showered by just standing next to the running water for 15 minutes 💀
1 year ago
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