When you try to use the 'I identify as' card at the pearly gates. Nice try, Satan. 😈
19 days ago
When you thought Heaven would be all harps and clouds but it's actually a drama-filled reality show 😂📺
2 months ago
When your entrance exam to heaven gets you into the *other* club 😂👼🔥
3 months ago
Me realizing hell might be the better option after seeing what some people consider "heavenly" company 😬
6 months ago
I'd tell heaven an angel is missing, but I hope you're just a slut 😈
6 months ago
Me trying to find loopholes in the Bible so I can get into heaven faster 😂
6 months ago