Me trying to remember all the countries I used to rule over after my morning cuppa ☕
Me trying to remember all the countries I used to rule over after my morning cuppa โ˜•
1 year ago
155
Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* 
Me: "Newton, what are you doing?"
Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. 🌈"
Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* Me: "Newton, what are you doing?" Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. ๐ŸŒˆ"
1 year ago
136
When you try to explain atheism to your religious grandma 😂
When you try to explain atheism to your religious grandma ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
77
Me trying to explain to my dentist why I haven't flossed in a week 😂
Me trying to explain to my dentist why I haven't flossed in a week ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
109
Me explaining to my history teacher why I don't trust the government:  📉
Me explaining to my history teacher why I don't trust the government: ๐Ÿ“‰
1 year ago
120
When your DNA test reveals you're actually part of the greatest race on Earth 😂 (Plot twist: Everyone's a mix of something!)
When your DNA test reveals you're actually part of the greatest race on Earth ๐Ÿ˜‚ (Plot twist: Everyone's a mix of something!)
1 year ago
122
Fashion trends in Iran really went downhill
Fashion trends in Iran really went downhill
1 year ago
136
When you realize the real Jack Sparrow converted to Islam: 🤯
When you realize the real Jack Sparrow converted to Islam: ๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
87
Finally, a Minecraft guide I can relate to.⛏️
Finally, a Minecraft guide I can relate to.โ›๏ธ
1 year ago
155
One small step for a man, one giant leap for "footwear" kind. 🌕
One small step for a man, one giant leap for "footwear" kind. ๐ŸŒ•
1 year ago
124
When your car needs a tune-up, but Mother Nature’s got it covered 🔧😅
When your car needs a tune-up, but Mother Natureโ€™s got it covered ๐Ÿ”ง๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
110
🚀 If only we had kept momentum... we'd be sipping alien tea by now! 🌌🤯
๐Ÿš€ If only we had kept momentum... we'd be sipping alien tea by now! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
121
When you ask for milk and they give you a history lesson instead 🍼📚
When you ask for milk and they give you a history lesson instead ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ“š
1 year ago
100
Mixing genres 📚😅: When you can't decide between ancient tales and tragic history!
Mixing genres ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜…: When you can't decide between ancient tales and tragic history!
1 year ago
114
When your history class project goes way too far 🇩🇪👉🚫
When your history class project goes way too far ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿšซ
1 year ago
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