Me pretending to be productive ๐Ÿ˜‚. So relatable it hurts!
23 days ago
First thing I do when I get home: change into comfy clothes, turn on my PC, and dive into my favorite game. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
This cat is playing the long con. ๐Ÿ˜น
1 month ago
When you come home high at 3 AM and accidentally ring the doorbell ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 month ago
I child-proofed my house, but they still get in. Me: *calls child protective services on MYSELF* ๐Ÿคช
1 month ago
When you over-engineer your moat but still manage to keep the cabbages dry. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 month ago
When you realize your "honey" is a jar of honey ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
1 month ago
When you ask for a full body massage and they say 'I'll see what I can do' ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ› ๏ธ
1 month ago
Me and the boys trying to cook instant ramen with a lighter and a power strip
2 months ago
Me after mom says sheโ€™s going to the store to get milk and never comes back ๐Ÿ˜ญ
2 months ago