POV: You accidentally summon a demon but now he's your responsibility and you have to raise him.
1 month ago
When you and your homies decide to carpool and save on gas 🤡🚗💨
2 months ago
When the marketing team takes "Final Destination" a bit too literally 😂
2 months ago
When you and your friends try to keep a secret, but everyone in the group is a snitch 🤫😂
2 months ago
When you're expecting... quadruplets... but they're trying to escape 😱😂
2 months ago
When your girlfriend tells you that you need to watch more 80s horror movies with her. 🩸🥶
3 months ago
When you run out of diapers and have to improvise in a post-apocalyptic world. Duct tape: the ultimate parenting hack. 👶💩
3 months ago
POV: you hear a weird noise at 3 AM and go to check it out 😱
3 months ago
Me when my mom asks me to get the spider out of her room
3 months ago
When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti 🍷
3 months ago
My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.😈
3 months ago
When you're an Alien supervillain but still gotta work from home.
3 months ago
When you're an alien, but you've got to make a living somehow. Crop circles are so last season.🚜👽
3 months ago
When she says she wants a real man 😂
3 months ago
When you invite your demonic friends over for dinner and they mistake Jesus for the main course 😬
3 months ago