When you and your friends try to keep a secret, but everyone in the group is a snitch ๐Ÿคซ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 days ago
When you're expecting... quadruplets... but they're trying to escape ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 days ago
When your girlfriend tells you that you need to watch more 80s horror movies with her. ๐Ÿฉธ๐Ÿฅถ
13 days ago
When you run out of diapers and have to improvise in a post-apocalyptic world. Duct tape: the ultimate parenting hack. ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿ’ฉ
14 days ago
POV: you hear a weird noise at 3 AM and go to check it out ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
14 days ago
Me when my mom asks me to get the spider out of her room
14 days ago
When someone tells me people make them sick, I just nod and suggest a pressure cooker and a good Chianti ๐Ÿท
16 days ago
My mother-in-law threw "The Exorcist" into the ocean because it was too evil. So naturally, I bought another copy, made it damp, and left it in her nightstand.๐Ÿ˜ˆ
16 days ago
When you're an Alien supervillain but still gotta work from home.
24 days ago
When you're an alien, but you've got to make a living somehow. Crop circles are so last season.๐Ÿšœ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
24 days ago
When she says she wants a real man ๐Ÿ˜‚
25 days ago
When you invite your demonic friends over for dinner and they mistake Jesus for the main course ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
25 days ago
POV: Youโ€™re about to start your workout routine, and you just KNOW your body is about to feel the pain and the struggle! ๐Ÿซ—๐Ÿคซ
26 days ago
When you gotta clean up after a prank, but the prank was "murder" ๐Ÿ’€
26 days ago
When Jigsaw wants to play, but you're stuck in 2006 ๐ŸŽฎ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
27 days ago