One slice to rule them all, one slice to find them, one slice to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them. 🔥🍕
1 month ago
Me trying to understand straight people 😂
1 month ago
British sinks: where the hot tap gives you 3rd-degree burns and the cold tap gives you frostbite 🥶🔥
1 month ago
Me trying to decide if I'm hot or cold after stepping out of the shower 😂
1 month ago
Me trying to adjust the shower to a perfect temperature. 😡
1 month ago