Me, an intellectual, waiting for someone to invite me to their party after I say "If anyone needs me I'll be in the library later."
Me, an intellectual, waiting for someone to invite me to their party after I say "If anyone needs me I'll be in the library later."
9 months ago
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Me pretending to care about my followers when it snows outside 😂. "Oh no, it's a blizzard! Hope everyone is safe inside… not like me, who's braving the elements to update you all!" 😏
Me pretending to care about my followers when it snows outside ๐Ÿ˜‚. "Oh no, it's a blizzard! Hope everyone is safe insideโ€ฆ not like me, who's braving the elements to update you all!" ๐Ÿ˜
9 months ago
29
If everyone gets in and everyone can be smart, what even is the point of the ranking? 🤔
If everyone gets in and everyone can be smart, what even is the point of the ranking? ๐Ÿค”
9 months ago
34
Not sure if this cat is spreading the gospel or just trying to get in and steal all my catnip and tuna 😂
Not sure if this cat is spreading the gospel or just trying to get in and steal all my catnip and tuna ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
24
Me after wishing I could have more wishes
Me after wishing I could have more wishes
9 months ago
23
When you confess your love and they take it as a band recommendation 😂
When you confess your love and they take it as a band recommendation ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
30
My dog doesn't care if I come home at 3 AM smelling like cheap beer and regret. He's just hyped I'm there. 😂
My dog doesn't care if I come home at 3 AM smelling like cheap beer and regret. He's just hyped I'm there. ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
19
American tourists when they see a manual car in Europe: 👁️👄👁️
American tourists when they see a manual car in Europe: ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
9 months ago
17
Earth in 2500: On fire 🔥. Mars in 2500: Beach vibes 🏖️.  Who would've thought? 😂
Earth in 2500: On fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ. Mars in 2500: Beach vibes ๐Ÿ–๏ธ. Who would've thought? ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
39
"Woke up dead" 💀 has way more dramatic flair than "died in their sleep" 😴
"Woke up dead" ๐Ÿ’€ has way more dramatic flair than "died in their sleep" ๐Ÿ˜ด
9 months ago
38
Me pretending to be busy on my laptop so I don't have to answer the phone 🤫
Me pretending to be busy on my laptop so I don't have to answer the phone ๐Ÿคซ
9 months ago
42
When you want to express your love for public transportation, but society just doesn't understand. 😔
When you want to express your love for public transportation, but society just doesn't understand. ๐Ÿ˜”
10 months ago
31
When your tan lines reveal your summer hobbies 😂.  The 'computer programming' tan is a classic! 🖥️
When your tan lines reveal your summer hobbies ๐Ÿ˜‚. The 'computer programming' tan is a classic! ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ
10 months ago
28
This map perfectly sums up my world view 😂.  Just kidding... mostly. 😉
This map perfectly sums up my world view ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just kidding... mostly. ๐Ÿ˜‰
10 months ago
21
When you accidentally use exponential growth instead of linear in your baby weight tracker app 😂
When you accidentally use exponential growth instead of linear in your baby weight tracker app ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
22