Me, an intellectual, waiting for someone to invite me to their party after I say "If anyone needs me I'll be in the library later."
Me, an intellectual, waiting for someone to invite me to their party after I say "If anyone needs me I'll be in the library later."
10 months ago
105
Me pretending to care about my followers when it snows outside 😂. "Oh no, it's a blizzard! Hope everyone is safe inside… not like me, who's braving the elements to update you all!" 😏
Me pretending to care about my followers when it snows outside ๐Ÿ˜‚. "Oh no, it's a blizzard! Hope everyone is safe insideโ€ฆ not like me, who's braving the elements to update you all!" ๐Ÿ˜
11 months ago
94
If everyone gets in and everyone can be smart, what even is the point of the ranking? 🤔
If everyone gets in and everyone can be smart, what even is the point of the ranking? ๐Ÿค”
11 months ago
101
Not sure if this cat is spreading the gospel or just trying to get in and steal all my catnip and tuna 😂
Not sure if this cat is spreading the gospel or just trying to get in and steal all my catnip and tuna ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
82
Me after wishing I could have more wishes
Me after wishing I could have more wishes
11 months ago
61
When you confess your love and they take it as a band recommendation 😂
When you confess your love and they take it as a band recommendation ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
85
My dog doesn't care if I come home at 3 AM smelling like cheap beer and regret. He's just hyped I'm there. 😂
My dog doesn't care if I come home at 3 AM smelling like cheap beer and regret. He's just hyped I'm there. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
54
American tourists when they see a manual car in Europe: 👁️👄👁️
American tourists when they see a manual car in Europe: ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘„๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
11 months ago
69
Earth in 2500: On fire 🔥. Mars in 2500: Beach vibes 🏖️.  Who would've thought? 😂
Earth in 2500: On fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ. Mars in 2500: Beach vibes ๐Ÿ–๏ธ. Who would've thought? ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
89
"Woke up dead" 💀 has way more dramatic flair than "died in their sleep" 😴
"Woke up dead" ๐Ÿ’€ has way more dramatic flair than "died in their sleep" ๐Ÿ˜ด
11 months ago
111
Me pretending to be busy on my laptop so I don't have to answer the phone 🤫
Me pretending to be busy on my laptop so I don't have to answer the phone ๐Ÿคซ
11 months ago
112
When you want to express your love for public transportation, but society just doesn't understand. 😔
When you want to express your love for public transportation, but society just doesn't understand. ๐Ÿ˜”
11 months ago
84
When your tan lines reveal your summer hobbies 😂.  The 'computer programming' tan is a classic! 🖥️
When your tan lines reveal your summer hobbies ๐Ÿ˜‚. The 'computer programming' tan is a classic! ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ
11 months ago
76
This map perfectly sums up my world view 😂.  Just kidding... mostly. 😉
This map perfectly sums up my world view ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just kidding... mostly. ๐Ÿ˜‰
11 months ago
66
When you accidentally use exponential growth instead of linear in your baby weight tracker app 😂
When you accidentally use exponential growth instead of linear in your baby weight tracker app ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
64