Me considering a career in politics after seeing how little accountability there is 😂
1 month ago
Mario's Valentine's Day card is wholesome, Dry Bones' is 💀, but Bowser's... yikes. Poor Peach needs a restraining order.
1 month ago
When being polite goes extinct 😂. #survivalofthefittest #spermrace #gentlemen
1 month ago
Jesus after a night out in Jerusalem 😂
1 month ago
"Does your dog bite?" "Nah." *5 seconds later* "WOOF BARK GRRR...BANG!"
1 month ago
Me setting my goals so low, I'm guaranteed to achieve them 😂 #Motivation #Winning
1 month ago
Homer realizing he's the only original character left and is now stuck in a black-washed reboot.
1 month ago
Mom: "Be careful on the internet!" 5 yo me:"Ok mommy!" 13 years later: "I have become the very thing I swore to destroy!"
1 month ago
Monopoly: The only game where luxury tax and jail exist for the rich and they still line up for it 😂
1 month ago
When you gotta go, you gotta go. Even if it means your buddy has to hold the urinal for you. 🚽😂 #vintagevibes #70sfashion #publicrestroomproblems
1 month ago
Trying to understand women's logic is as hard as finding parking in NYC. 😂
1 month ago
When you realize your ideal partner exists only in your mind 😂 #RamboHousewife
1 month ago
Self-defense for women 101 😂. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! 😉
1 month ago
When you try to decode your teen's texts and realize you're not as cool as you thought you were 😂
1 month ago
Ladies, are we sure we haven't set the bar just a *little* too high? 💀😂
1 month ago