When you're feeling yourself a little too much after discovering a new filter. 😂
3 months ago
When your laundry goes missing in the college dorm, and the passive-aggressive meme war begins 😂
3 months ago
Men, bless their hearts, have a simplified color palette. Women? We're fluent in 50 Shades of Pink (and every other color, too 😉).
3 months ago
Me trying to sound professional online vs. how I actually come across 😂
3 months ago
When you call the Graffiti Removal Hotline and they send this guy 😂
3 months ago
Me trying to eat healthy and going to McDonald's for a salad 😂
3 months ago
Five cats died taking a bullet for you? That's impressive dedication, or maybe just terrible aim on the shooter's part 🤔😂
3 months ago
Me using Google to find the definition of a word I just used in my essay 😂
3 months ago
Me calculating how many extra peanuts I can sneak on board after they told me my bag was 3 lbs overweight 😂
3 months ago
Me refreshing Twitter waiting to be told what I'm offended by today 😂
3 months ago
Me trying to get a bigger chest at the gym 💀
3 months ago
IRONY is getting PREGNANT on a PULL OUT COUCH. 🤣
3 months ago
Gen X Skeletor has no time for your emotional baggage. 😂
3 months ago
When your coworker gets a new iPhone and you're in the mood for some dark humor 😂😈
3 months ago
Me 13 years later still trying to remember who my childhood crush was 😂
3 months ago