"Do you know who I am?" "Of course, I do. I married your sister!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you accidentally teach your kid a little too much about reality ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me when Firefox says "There may be times when you don't want other users on your computer to see this information, such as when shopping for a birthday present": ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
I'm pretty sure the warranty on my sense of humor expired, but who needs a warranty when you're this funny? ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me pretending to be classy vs me 5 minutes after my first glass of wine๐Ÿท
3 months ago
When you ask for the wildest insult and someone hits you with the classic. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Whales discussing the dangers in their waters, one suggesting they should walk on land and another named Barry telling that whale to shut up.
3 months ago
Bill Burr dropping truth bombs about the sexes. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me realizing I forgot to buy a Birkin Bag and matching diamond earrings at the airport duty-free ๐Ÿ’… #RichPeopleProblems
3 months ago
How the ideal bikini body has changed over the decades ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When the sign is brutally honest ๐Ÿ˜‚. No sugarcoating here, just pure, unadulterated truth. It's like the sign is saying, 'Look, I'm not going to lie to you, if you hit me, you're about to have a REALLY bad day.'
3 months ago
When you want a free ride home but can't afford a taxi ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿš“
3 months ago
Odin: "I kept my promises. Where's your god now?" ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Moms when their sons whip it out vs dads when their daughters whip it out ๐Ÿ˜‚ #doubleStandard #parenting
3 months ago
POV: When you try to sneak to the kitchen for a midnight snack and you find Pac-Man.
3 months ago