Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
1 month ago
When your kid tells you Mom's not in the kitchen, and your world turns upside down 😱😂 #Parenting #DadLife #HungryKids
2 months ago
When the acting class assignment is to pretend you haven't been fed and all the students are dramatic doggos 😂
2 months ago
Me when someone offers me food 😂
4 months ago