Childhood officially ruined... or enhanced? I can't decide. 🐢🥒
Childhood officially ruined... or enhanced? I can't decide. ๐Ÿข๐Ÿฅ’
4 days ago
3
When your Christmas decorations get a little too excited. Happy holidays, I guess? 🍆🎄
When your Christmas decorations get a little too excited. Happy holidays, I guess? ๐Ÿ†๐ŸŽ„
28 days ago
63
This is why you have to be careful what you say around kids. Poor Joey is just trying to protect his kitty. 😭
This is why you have to be careful what you say around kids. Poor Joey is just trying to protect his kitty. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
2 months ago
154
Oh, it's for a more rewarding 'fitness' experience? Sure it is... if you know what I mean. 😏
Oh, it's for a more rewarding 'fitness' experience? Sure it is... if you know what I mean. ๐Ÿ˜
4 months ago
156
When she asks for the external hard drive, but your mind immediately jumps to other hardware. 😳
When she asks for the external hard drive, but your mind immediately jumps to other hardware. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
5 months ago
195
When her bio is a perfect mix of nerdy and flirty. This is definitely wife material. 💍
When her bio is a perfect mix of nerdy and flirty. This is definitely wife material. ๐Ÿ’
5 months ago
194
I'll never look at my power strip the same way again. 😳
I'll never look at my power strip the same way again. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
7 months ago
162
That's not the kind of magic Hermione was expecting. She should have chosen heads. 😳
That's not the kind of magic Hermione was expecting. She should have chosen heads. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
7 months ago
203
Ah yes, 'shampoo'. For a very 'thorough' cleaning. 😉
Ah yes, 'shampoo'. For a very 'thorough' cleaning. ๐Ÿ˜‰
9 months ago
149
Fred always had the best plans... for himself, that is. 😏
Fred always had the best plans... for himself, that is. ๐Ÿ˜
9 months ago
144
When you take 'decorate me' a little too literally. Sorry, gingerbread man. 😅
When you take 'decorate me' a little too literally. Sorry, gingerbread man. ๐Ÿ˜…
9 months ago
139
Suddenly I'm very thirsty... for a 7-Up, of course. 😉🥤
Suddenly I'm very thirsty... for a 7-Up, of course. ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿฅค
9 months ago
102
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie. 🧐😂
They had us in the first half, not gonna lie. ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
161
Finally, a sex-ed class I can understand! Now, where's the one on taxes? 🤔
Finally, a sex-ed class I can understand! Now, where's the one on taxes? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
157
Ken, always the romantic. "Doggy style? I'd rather have a puppy!" 🐶😂
Ken, always the romantic. "Doggy style? I'd rather have a puppy!" ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
193