Paul out here playing 4D chess on the morning commute. ๐Ÿง โ™ฟ๏ธ
15 days ago
Me trying to flirt ๐Ÿค“๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you try to flex on someone with no arms but forget you also have no arms ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ
4 months ago
Me trying to be a smooth criminal๐Ÿ˜Ž
4 months ago
When your coworker is more offended by "God damnit" than by the R-word ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When you ask for a picture of the truck and get a selfie instead ๐Ÿ˜‚. "Of the truck, dumbass!"
4 months ago
When people try to roast you but you take it as a compliment ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Harry's pickup lines are getting weirder and weirder ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When someone says "Radical Islam is a problem" and you just casually pull up a picture of a group of people who are definitely not radicals and look perfectly normal
4 months ago