Skeletor dropping some ancient wisdom๐Ÿ’€
19 days ago
Me to anti-vaxxers after they claim vaccines cause autism: YOU SOUND VACCINATED ๐Ÿ˜‚
29 days ago
Edward really went there ๐Ÿ’€
1 month ago
Me after one (1) match of Call of Duty ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When your comeback game is stronger than your relationship.
2 months ago
When your pick-up lines are as bad as your seasickness. ๐Ÿคข
2 months ago
When you try to "neg" a girl and it backfires spectacularly ๐Ÿ˜‚ #smoothoperator #epicfail
2 months ago
When your mom says your breath smells like c*nt and you try to prove her wrong.
2 months ago
When your ex's new boyfriend asks how the "used goods" are, but you're packing more than just two inches. ๐Ÿ˜
2 months ago
When you're a Walmart greeter but honesty is your strongest policy ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you try sliding into the DMs but end up faceplanting into a wall of rejection ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FacebookFail #CatfishKarma
3 months ago
Eric Cartman's Guide to Roasting Your Friends (South Park Edition) ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you ask for the wildest insult and someone hits you with the classic. ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
Me trying to sneak into heaven after telling Yo Momma jokes about Mary ๐ŸŽบ๐Ÿคซ
3 months ago
When you interview a cop on a kids' show ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ
3 months ago