When your stomach starts rumbling and you gotta hustle for those internet points for some grub 😂
7 hours ago
Europe: *Struggling to build a basic website*. USA: *Owns the entire internet* 😂
11 hours ago
My internet knows me better than I know myself 😂
23 hours ago
Me: "Mom can I play just for a few minutes?" Mom: "OK" Hours later...
1 day ago
When you accidentally step on the installation CD-ROM: "...I'll just download again" 😂
4 days ago
My computer after seeing me online 24/7: "Dude, please, go outside, meet someone. I'm worried for you."
4 days ago
Mastercard: Freedom of speech? Priceless. Also Mastercard: There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's Mastercard.
7 days ago
Me trying to reconnect to the Wi-Fi at 3am after posting a spicy meme online 😂
7 days ago
Stalking IRL: Creepy. Stalking on Facebook: Jackpot! 😂 It's not creepy if it's through a screen, right? 👀
7 days ago
Me escaping reality after failing NNN 😂
7 days ago
When 'hide as offline' isn't an option 🎮👾
9 days ago
When you download a movie and get sued by the entire film industry 😭💰
10 days ago
The internet: Making corporate boardrooms sweat since 1995 😂
21 days ago
Me trying to explain to my kids where babies come from using only tech analogies: "So, imagine your mom is a server running IIS and I'm a web browser..." 🤔👶
25 days ago
When your startup is so local, only your computer knows about it! 💻😅
26 days ago