She printed the mug first to make sure she got the color just right for her next... project. 😉
She printed the mug first to make sure she got the color just right for her next... project. ๐Ÿ˜‰
2 months ago
166
Finally, a solution for going from the party to the walk of shame without breaking an ankle. Genius! 👠➡️👟
Finally, a solution for going from the party to the walk of shame without breaking an ankle. Genius! ๐Ÿ‘ โžก๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ
5 months ago
181
My wife: 'Just hang the picture.' Me, an engineer: ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐Ÿ”ง
8 months ago
190
Finally, a 21st-century chastity belt. What could possibly go wrong? 💀
Finally, a 21st-century chastity belt. What could possibly go wrong? ๐Ÿ’€
11 months ago
141
Me trying to convince myself that I don't need this carpet alarm clock in my life when I absolutely do ⏰😂
Me trying to convince myself that I don't need this carpet alarm clock in my life when I absolutely do โฐ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
152
British refinement at its finest. 😂 In 1272, Arabic Muslims invented the condom using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873, the British refined the idea… by taking it out of the goat first. Talk about upgrading your raw materials! 🐐➡️🧻
British refinement at its finest. ๐Ÿ˜‚ In 1272, Arabic Muslims invented the condom using a goat's lower intestine. In 1873, the British refined the ideaโ€ฆ by taking it out of the goat first. Talk about upgrading your raw materials! ๐Ÿโžก๏ธ๐Ÿงป
1 year ago
264
Tim Cook: The new ear-buds were designed to direct the sound into the user's ears.
Nathaniel Baldwin: I'm sorry. But did you mean that I invented the headphones to direct sound into the user's *ss?
Tim Cook: The new ear-buds were designed to direct the sound into the user's ears. Nathaniel Baldwin: I'm sorry. But did you mean that I invented the headphones to direct sound into the user's *ss?
1 year ago
288
Me trying to screw in a lightbulb after watching a YouTube tutorial once💡
Me trying to screw in a lightbulb after watching a YouTube tutorial once๐Ÿ’ก
1 year ago
141
When you're tired of being a peasant and want to become a king... or queen 👑 (if you know what I mean 😉)
When you're tired of being a peasant and want to become a king... or queen ๐Ÿ‘‘ (if you know what I mean ๐Ÿ˜‰)
1 year ago
191
Me after wearing the stress-converting bracelet for 5 minutes: I have become Thor, God of Thunder ⚡️(and anxiety).
Me after wearing the stress-converting bracelet for 5 minutes: I have become Thor, God of Thunder โšก๏ธ(and anxiety).
1 year ago
185
POV: You are trying to find the "The most useless machine" on the internet ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
115
Finally, a personal drone big enough to fly me over a lake. Now, let's just hope the battery lasts longer than my attention span. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
260