Crypto bros when the market crashes: "It's a dip, buy the dip!" 📉🔥 Meanwhile, everyone else: "I should have listened to my mom and invested in index funds." 👵📈
1 month ago
If you bought Bitcoin in 2010, a BMW M5 cost 178,000 BTC. If you hodled, that same Bitcoin could now buy you a fleet of M5s in 2025. Moral of the story? Buy Bitcoin, buy BMWs (eventually).
1 month ago
Me trying to explain to my financial advisor why I put all my savings into Dogecoin 😂
1 month ago
When your 'risky' investment turns into a retirement plan overnight 🚀💸
2 months ago