Somehow my 5 minutes is more important than the extra hour I gave them yesterday. Office logic is a special kind of chaos. ๐Ÿคก
25 days ago
When you're Batman and 'parking' means turning Joker's ride into modern art ๐Ÿš“๐Ÿ’ฅ๐Ÿฆ‡
1 month ago
"Run for Gender Equality" they said, 10km for men and 5km for women ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When you tell your dad a joke so bad, even you donโ€™t get it ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Me after my nap asking my roommate if they were the one who drew a mustache and beard on me with sharpie and glued pubes on my face: ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Batman: "Stop calling me Blackman. Just because I wear a black suit doesn't make me a..." Joker: "You have no father and beat people up at night." Batman: "...so?"
4 months ago
Batman: "I'll listen to your joke." Joker: "Knock knock..." Batman: "Come in." ๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
Why don't women play poker in the wild? Too many cheetahs ๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
When even Batman has a scared-straight story ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿคก
5 months ago
When you're playing 4D chess and Batman's brain still short-circuits ๐Ÿคฏ๐Ÿฆ‡๐Ÿ˜‚
5 months ago
When the Dark Knight attempts comedy ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆ‡
5 months ago
When Gotham gets hit with a classic dad joke ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆ‡
5 months ago