When sharing 24 songs costs $1.5 million: 🤔 Guess I'll become a pirate then.🏴‍☠️

When you download a movie and get sued by the entire film industry 😭💰

When you hire your neighbor to impregnate your wife 72 times and find out BOTH of you are shooting blanks 😂. Guess who's getting sued? It's not the stork! #NeighborlyLoveGoneWrong