Me pretending to be a tiny seed so I have an excuse to stay in bed all day, covered in darkness, and struggling to reach the light switch
2 months ago
When life gives you lemons, it also throws portable toilets at your convertible.💩
2 months ago
Me after successfully navigating the self-checkout: "I am free!"
2 months ago
Me pretending to be surprised that my bad financial decisions are stressing me out and affecting my health.🧘💰
3 months ago
Me after forgetting why I went into the kitchen, grabbing a soda and chilling on the couch, just to realize my diabetic gf is dying in the other room because I forgot her insulin in the fridge 😂
3 months ago
My daily routine be like: ⏰ Work ➡️ Eat ➡️ Work ➡️ Eat ➡️ Sleep (sometimes)
3 months ago
Me trying to explain to my mom I'm not cut out for a STEM career 😂
3 months ago
From flying kites to chasing stars 🌅➡️🌌: Life's journey in four frames! 🚀
4 months ago
Me: *Finally gets a day off to relax at the beach*. Sand Ninjas: *Surprise Motherf*cker!*
4 months ago
Me trying to adult: 0/10 agility, but 10/10 determination 🐕💪
4 months ago