Isaac Newton in 1670: *opens the door slightly, points a beam of light at the doorknob, and observes a rainbow projected onto a chair* Me: "Newton, what are you doing?" Newton: "Demonstrating that going outside is gay, obviously. 🌈"
26 days ago
Me pretending to be a tiny seed so I have an excuse to stay in bed all day, covered in darkness, and struggling to reach the light switch
27 days ago
Building a giant telescope and a mirror in space 10 light-years away to see yourself 20 years ago 😂. When you desperately need to retrieve that embarrassing childhood photo.
1 month ago
When you try to film an infinite mirror loop, but the camera only sees one reflection 😂
1 month ago