Me trying to decipher my brain after one too many adult beverages ๐Ÿ˜‚
2 months ago
When you wish for intelligence, logic, and driving skills but the wishing well grants you the embodiment of a middle manager instead. POOF! ๐Ÿ’จ
2 months ago
Me trying to be respectful of different religions but also not wanting to clutter my brain with thousands of years of mythology and fairy tales.๐Ÿคฆ๐Ÿคฆ
2 months ago
When your left brain tries to calculate the trajectory of your right brain's paintbrush mid-splatter ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you think you're good at math, and then probability hits you like a truck. The answer is NOT 1/2 ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When your logic is as deep as the water Jesus walked on ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ฆ #MindBlown
3 months ago
When life gives you loop conditions, keep iterating! ๐Ÿ”„๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When you think God's got your back in preventing unwanted pregnancies from affairs. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
3 months ago
When you win an argument by arguing in a circle ๐Ÿ˜‚
3 months ago
When logic takes a wild spin into 'faith mode' ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ”„โšพ๏ธ
4 months ago
Me choosing logic and reason over illogical ancient myths๐Ÿ˜‚
4 months ago
When life hands you lemons... ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿ‹
4 months ago
When you drop your earbuds but refuse to drop your IQ! ๐ŸŽง๐Ÿค”
4 months ago
When you solve small problems like a genius ๐Ÿค“๐ŸŽง
4 months ago